hello yes cashier i would like a hamburger with small fries and a boyfriend
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I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song
(Source: good-little-homestuck, via teenageheartswithzachporter)
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
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